May his ever-prehensile tail always be magnificent!
Patrick got his name because there has to be a Patrick Monkey. "Why?" you ask? Well, because when we tell people the name of our band, sometimes they mistake our pronunciation of "Patchwork Monkey" and think we are saying "Patrick Monkey..." You get the picture.
And of course, here is the original Patchwork Monkey.
"Patchwork the Patriarch"