Friends to the End
Lyrics-Sites Music Venden, Sites, Stanley
When HAARP turns on that chip in my brain
And we cross the galactic plane
If we’re lost together in some black terrain
I know you’ll be there to keep me sane
When aliens come with their anal probe
And Jesus appears in his judgement robe
You’ll surely laugh like it’s all a joke
and tell me smiling “I told you so”
When the compass points to a Southern star
And the Zombie hordes are at the door
You’ll defend to the death my last candy bar
Cuz that’s just the kind of guy you are
Friends to the end (my love) Friends to the end
Friends to the end baby... yeah friends to the end
When Nibiru and the Angels return again
We’ll pay our taxes in pesos and Yen
We’ll still go dancing now and then
There’s no place better than on the head of a pin
When Yellowstone finally blows
And the Earth is ruled by roach and ghost
To you I’ll raise my glass in toast
In our timeshare on the Nevada coast
You come like Arthur on a pale steed
Wielding Excalibur in this time of need
I know you’re a very good friend indeed
Sharing the world’s very last bag of weed
Friends to the end (my love) Friends to the end
Friends to the end babe... yeah friends to the end
When the rain is acid and the Earth is salt
And our kid has joined some Christian cult
You’ll take offense at the grave insult
Smirking and knowing it’s the government’s fault
When poison fills a roiling sea
And the banks bail out a struggling BP
You’ll reach out your hand and you’ll say to me
At least our Thai place doesn’t use MSG
When the FEMA camps are occupied
And Donald Trump’s been deified
I’ll be glad to have you by my side
We’ll take Godzilla for a ride!
Friends to the End, my love Friends to the End
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