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Kozmic Jungle News

We are recording our upcoming CD "Titanic Quartet"

Monkey Shines

Lovely Lita little maid, danced the night away!  And found a monkey tailor made to keep the blues at bay. 

 

I had to pull off the side of the road to write this... My friend, Deb, remembers when I came to work at Hans' Sewing Center with these scribbled on a piece of paper about 4 or 5 years ago.  How the time flies!  I guess it's relative...

 

Chemical Attraction

lyrics: Rebecca Sites  music: Alec Stanley

We’re just walking bags of chemicals
And though you think you are a free radical
You’re really just a cancer
I’m a capricorn, covalent bonds can’t form
Why did I think you’d have the answer?
I still smell your pheramones
And though they smell like cheap cologne
They stimulate my response perverse
So I’m a fool and drool like Pavlov’s dog
A Newtonian cog in the clockwork universe
Your paradox conuses me
The turbulence infuses me
The chaos boils within
I see the pattern, blame return of Saturn
Await the explosion to begin
The cycle is predictable
We’re just a pair of molecules
Our opposites attract
Your eyes have gravity
I know when you look at me
Our bodies fall in orbit to react
Superposition vexes me
Raised mercury perplexes me
O slave to your free will
My heart and soul in quantum state
My fragile life in hands of fate
The matter is that hormones rule us still
We’re just walking bags of chemicals...